What is Manning?
1.
Quite possible the sweetest name on Earth. Signifies athletic ability especially in areas such as football.
Oh look at that Manning over yonder, they are totally dominating the game.
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2.
6'4 230 pound quarter back with a laser rocket arm
"They're not saying booooo, they're saying mooooovers" -Peyton Manning
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a saying used to explain why you don't want to do something.
1. Derron - Can you bust this trade? Anthony - Manning, sorry bro.
2. Wife - Can we turn it to Grey's Anatomy? Husband - Nope, Manning.
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A group of 3 guys or more beat on 1 guy that noone likes. No weapons are involved and he usually ends up in the hospital.
Guy1: Hey I heard that one prick Justin is going to the party tonight.
Guy2: Man I hate him, I'm gonna know alot of people at the party. Lets give him a good
Manning
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A Whore So Davishly Dave One Would...
1) Offer to partake of sexual activities after drinking
"man I'm so wasted, I'd love to get Manning wit chu"
2) An all rounder, someone who could do your mom, then your girlfriend, both at the same time
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to play and own in counter strike!!!
omg i just manned u!
dammit, hes manning about again!
man, hes manning!
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Commonly used in Melbourne, Australia.
A Manning refers to a man whose sexual orientation is unknown. Most likely derives from ' man-thing ', slang for a transvestite.
" Gus is quite the manning. Never seen him on a date or talking about girls ".
" At parties I like playing the role of manning. It keeps the crowd guessing ".
