Manny Ortez

What is Manny Ortez?


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According to Senator John Kerry, a key player on the 2004 BostonRed Sox, and Senator Kerry's favorite player. Upon further research, no such player was found to exist.

It has been suggested by friends of mine that Manny Ortez is simply the brainchild of Senator Kerry, and that he does not acually possess knowledge of the team hidden from the public.

John Kerry's favorite:

Red Sox player: Manny Ortez

President: George Jefferson

Appostle: Ringo

Football Team: The Temptations

Member of the Partridge Family: Marcia Brady

See john kerry, brainchild, red sox, partridge family, david ortiz, manny ramirez


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