Manny Wood Edit Meaning

1.

Sometimes confused as the town new LA Dodger Manny Ramirez now plays for (a extremely witty version of "Hollywood"), it is quite literally Manny's wood, an allusion to Manny's penis, albeit small, and often resulting in humorous, misunderstood conversational exchanges with idiotic Dodger fans.

Eric: I wish I was in Manny wood right now!

Jeremy: Wait... what??

Eric: You know, the new Hollywood!

Jeremy: That doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what wood is?

Eric: Uhh, like from trees...

Jeremy: You ever heard of morning wood or anything?

Eric: Um no.

Jeremy: ...

See manny, ramirez, wood, hollywood, dodgers, baseball, los angeles

2.

Sometimes confused as the town new LA Dodger Manny Ramirez now plays for (a extremely witty version of "Hollywood"), it is quite literally Manny's wood, an allusion to Manny's penis, albeit small, and often resulting in humorous, misunderstood conversational exchanges with idiotic Dodger fans.

Eric: I wish I was in Manny wood right now!

Jeremy: Wait... what??

Eric: You know, the new Hollywood!

Jeremy: That doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what wood is?

Eric: Uhh, like from trees...

Jeremy: You ever heard of morning wood or anything?

Eric: Um no.

Jeremy: ...

See manny, ramirez, wood, hollywood, dodgers, baseball, los angeles