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the "phantom penis" effect certain pants have upon the female form.
"These new jeans make my ass look great but give me ..
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getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus
Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.
See platyp..
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When a man Masterbates with a condom on.
When I want to Jackoff, but I dont want the mess that cums at the end, I do a Solo Rubber Jack..