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Military jargon for your girlfriend or wife who is having sex with everyone while your away.
I dont give a flying rats ass if your mis..
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The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.
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When you tie someone down, skeet their eyes shut, and repeatedly hit them with a shovel. It is optional to also scream " Who's..