Manometer

What is Manometer?


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A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

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