What is Manorexic?
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A man who thinks it is attractive to be skinny and lacking in muscle mass or any outward physical appearance of masculinity. The most amusing example being young,
Last night when I wanted to squat there was some manorexic kid pumping out 20 rep sets of
frat curl s in the rack with the bar plus 10 pounds. When I told him to move so I could squat, he told me he never did those because they are bad your your knees and he was afraid the huge testosterone and GH release would cause him to gain weight.
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n. an anorexic of the male persuasion. an emaciated male.
Did you see that pathetic emo kid? He was such the manorexic.
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a male anorexic, a man who starves himself because of poor self esteem, or skewed self image
max starved himself for so long, it became obvious he was a manorexic.
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A very skinny male.
Tom: Aww man, these pants don't fit anymore.
Jon: You wanna lose some weight, go on a diet, like Rick.
Tom: Rick is not on a diet, he's just a fuckin' manorexic.
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A really skinny dude!
That guy needs to eat a Double Whooper every hour on the hour. He looks manorexic.
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The slightly neurotic yet completely straight dude that refuses to eat certain desserts or asks about the carb count on his white bread, not because he is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but because all that excess hydrogenation and those starchy grains are going straight to his thighs.
"Hmm...do you suppose this pita pocket is Best-Life approved?"
"I dunno, kid."
"Whatever, it's going straight to my thighs. I'm getting apples wedges. *slurps Diet Coke*
*Snorts* "Manorexic..."
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Anorexia for real men. Normal anorexia is for women and pussies. Skinny guys are MANorexic.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy, he's so skinny, he must be anorexic!
Guy 2: No way, man. He's cool. He's MANorexic.
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