Manotok

What is Manotok?


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Asian/phillipino/hispanic metrosexual from new canaan. drives a big, fucking blue van and, occasionally, his 1990 red toyota celica, when it's brakes, fuilds, clutch, gear box, A/C, steering wheel, and tires aren't broken. needs to cut his fucking hair, so it'll look more like when he was a soph (when he was hotter), and never put ponytails all over his head again (2004). looks good in his glasses. known to say "Fuck Yeah!" often. plays DDR waaaaaay too much. one of the theater crew in nchs. has a wonderful girlfriend named katelyn, and they break up with each other at least three times a week. one thing he needs to work on:

******: hey, manotok, the funniest thing happened to me today, I--

Manotok: Oh my god, today me and katelyn went to wallmart, and we called donner!! HAHAHAHA

******: .......?

Manotok: no, see, the christian religion is very corrupt, because--

Young Christian lady in church: brian, please don't talk about this now.

Manotok: yeah, because like, during the crusades, when they killed all those people...


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