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Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock
"Dude I choked the shit out of her"
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A chav living in a burberry decorated box in an old grannies wardrobe.
When the granny looked in her wardrobe she noticed a chavinator ..
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The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)
Gotta have my pops.
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