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1. A large and often fat person with so much acne they are unrecognizable as human. Ben: Omg dude did you see that zit zilla? Jeff: Yeah ..

1. The ability to beat off/masturbate with both hands independently. I broke my arm skateboarding and got a hand and wrist cast so I learn..

1. Shorthand for "Laughing my ass off, pissing my pants and probably pooping aswell." <Dude69> Motherfuck, I just accident..