Mans Best Friend

What is Mans Best Friend?


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dirty dirty sluts

Alfred E. Newman: "dirty dirty sluts are a mans best friend"

D.L Hughley: "what about dogs??"

Alfred E. Newman: "c.mon man you ever tried to fuck a dog??"

D.L Hughley: "yes"


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