Manshake

What is Manshake?


1.

A very masculine handshake, using a lumberjack-strength squeeze and a swift, firm up and down pumping action.

My goodness Gerald, you have just crushed the bones in my hand to the point where I'll never be able to use it again. Now that's a manshake!

See manly, handshake, firm, masculine, powerful

2.

An action where two men grasp their own genitals, remove hands from their pants, and shake another willing participants hand, firmly and steadily.

After the game, Jim and Bob had a hardcore manshake without washing their hands afterwords.

See crotch grab, man, shake, incredible, superfluous

3.

The ultra bro act where two guys hook up with girls and while making out do a secret handshake behind said girls backs.

Doug Willis, "Dude that Manshake was sick last night Eric."

See manshake, bro, awesome, doug, eric

4.

The act of a man being greeted by a woman except instead of shaking his hand she goes right for his penis for a right-friendly shake

the manshake

as i walked up to her i realized that it was not my hand she was about to shake vigorously...but that was alright with me, it had been a while since my last manshake anyways

See man shake, handshake, crotch grab, greeting, warm welcome

5.

(n.)An extremely firm handshake that leaves one feeling inferior and dominated.

Tommy introduced me to Hulk Hogan last year. Boy, did he have a manshake!

See man, handshake, dominate, grip

6.

a protein shake guys drink to become "tough"

Jamie, you should drink your manshake because you are weak.

See milkshake, non-roids

7.

What spews forth from one man's "Power Wand"

Dude, you got covered in manshake.

See Anus


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