Manshelf Edit Meaning

1. masterbation Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in. Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help..

1. n. Any awesome female who holds the leash around Kris's soul and goes by the cyber-alias "Jewels." "Jewels owns me..

1. 1. A very dastardly short man. 2. A short man who has temporarily fallen out of your favor. 1. Yeah, Jon is being a real shrumpshrite...