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Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.
Mikey was caught killing kittens to Porn on the net...
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The act of cumming on a girl's chest, dipping your balls in it, and letting her suck it off.
Guy 1: Pat gave Susie The Gobbler!
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The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.
K-Zoo,..