Mansquito

What is Mansquito?


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A hybrid of man and mosquito, the mansquito flies from place to place in search of two things: blood and midget porn.

Mansquitos have been known to frequent liquor stores and pawn shops, and are constantly in search of the perfect mohito.

They also have an odd penchant for former Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Mickey Morandini.

"Hey! Mansquito!" *fires a rocket launcher*

See mansquito, mosquitos


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