Mansquito

What is Mansquito?


1.

A hybrid of man and mosquito, the mansquito flies from place to place in search of two things: blood and midget porn.

Mansquitos have been known to frequent liquor stores and pawn shops, and are constantly in search of the perfect mohito.

They also have an odd penchant for former Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Mickey Morandini.

"Hey! Mansquito!" *fires a rocket launcher*

See mansquito, mosquitos


80

Random Words:

1. This is the most sublime 1337 acronym to find. Maybe not, but at least almost. Oh My Fucking God Rolling On The Floor Laughing Madly My..
1. n. This word describes a situation where, while on spring break in Panama City Beach, you wake up hungover in a random hotel room, and d..
1. To have a great thirst for beer products. (not for spirits) Dude, they better have an open bar cause i'm so birsty after sitting t..