Mansterbate

What is Mansterbate?

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

See masterbate, jerk-off, spank, beat-off, handjob

F.s.g.

1. A "fat scene girl" who may or maybe not be shaped like an egg. F.S.G. approaching! Her hideous orange-tanned roles and unflat..

Klumper

1. to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex. I klumpered your mom last night, dude! See hump, oatmeal, ..

Adversguise

1. Ploy used by people making out they have a creative process happening in their grey matter, when there is actually a cold whistling wind..

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