Mansterbate

What is Mansterbate?

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

See masterbate, jerk-off, spank, beat-off, handjob

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