Manstruate

What is Manstruate?


1.

This happens when a guy complains like a woman when she's having her period.

Grow some balls, clean the sand out of your vagina and don't manstruate in my house 'cause "Sewing with Nancy" was cancelled.

See feminate, whine, bitch, gripe, Riemer

2.

verb: a. when a guy bleeds from his ass every time he takes a poo due to one or more anal fissures

b. to be in a bad mood all day from the pain of ripping your anal fissure again and bleeding like a girl simply because you have to do your business

a. I really need to see about this. When I manstruate twice a day the pain is almost unbearable, and now I think I'm going anemic.

b. Sorry, I didn't mean to bite your head off like that. I manstruate daily now, and it's starting to work on my self-esteem.

See asspirate, pink sock


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