What is Mantelfetus?
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Definition: 1 (noun). He who excels at creating and implementing various forms of subterfuge in every day life, especially at a Poker game. 2 (noun). He who is inherently unlucky and always manages to fuck things up. Is also prone to being hit in the face by anything being thrown across a room in jest. 3 (adj). Any person displaying any qualities above. 4 (interjection). May be exclaimed in a deep yet excited whisper when something has gone well or some goal has been achieved through toil or luck.
Background: Invented spontaneously at 3AM during a poker game at the University of Maryland
Abrev: Fetus
Other Forms: Fecal, FecalMatter
Mantelfetus is the greatest guy alive.
Mantelfetus! - upon winning the lottery
Random Words:
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When something unlikely happens
The chances of you even getting poontang are cat rapes dog...
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When you are having sex with a female and you spit on her back to make her think you just cummed. She will then turn around. You splooge..
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have a piss. West Belfast slang
I'm going for a single fish - I'm going to the toilet.
I need a single fish - I need to go..
