What is Mantoe?
1.
When a man wears his pants tight and high. This creates his nuts to split in two. Kind of similar to a female's cameltoe.
Our manager, Dennis, wears his Jordache jeans he bought in 1980 on jeans and hawaiian shirt day at work. They are so tight, it appears that his nuts are getting a divorce.
2.
The swelling of the male appendage caused by infrequent or negligible sexual activity becomes prominent when wearing ill fitting or tight trousers.
Hey David nice pants, look a bit tight though, I can almost see your mantoe.
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