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Expect that what is not predicted will happen.
Person 1: I did not expect you to be here
person 2: expect the unexpected...
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Sideburns (often gross ones) that a man grows while participating in No-Shave November.
See Novembeard
"Dude, feel my novemburns!..
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Hyperbole: an exceptionally long time.
I haven't seen y'all in seven forevers!
It's about time you showed up, I've..