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when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along
dude i landed my drift turd
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A galloping asshole is someone so stupid that words fail to convey the degree of stupidity that person is capable of.
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Exclamation of surprise, usually used in an ironic context.
1. "Upon my troth! Meatballs in my coffee!"
2. "I just got ..