Man-wagon

What is Man-wagon?


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A man-wagon is the car equivalent of a man-purse. A purse is typically only carried by a woman. A man carrying a Pony Express Bag is acceptable. A man carrying anything less than this is not acceptable - as demonstrated my many metrosexuals. A man-wagon is the equivalent of a Soccer-mom driving an SUV, or a woman carrying a purse. So, a man driving a man-wagon is only acceptable if the man-wagon is a truck or 4x4; anything less than this is not acceptable. The archtype man-wagon is a 2005 Dodge Magnum station wagon. Most men driving a Dodge Magnum station wagon also carry a man-purse that is not a Pony Express Bag.

Look at that Dodge Magnum man-wagon parked in front of Banana Republic.

See man-purse, man-wagon, metrosexual, purse, cars


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