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Instead of shaking your friends hand you shake his penis and balls
Hey we don't shake hands around here buddy we give Kentucky Gen..
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When you cant decide between 2 options
I'm swithering whether to have a pint or a vodka and Redbul..
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The day that's one month before your wedding.
Exactly 30 days to go. Today's my preweddingmonthlyversary and I'm so exci..