Map Of China

What is Map Of China?


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Shit your pants - specially when in sitting position. On removal to clean up, the offending shit stain on underwear (yes ladieez it could be you as well) looks just like a Map of China

1st dude - "man that fart still stinks you dropped earlier"

2nd dude - "sorry man, gotta split it's a Map of China"

1st dude - "fuk me I can see the wall"


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