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A vegetarian who is confused about life and sexuality.
Guy 1: He's such a Vegetariat!
Guy 2: Oh, I know, I can't tell if he .. 
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The residue from scratching off instant lottery tickets.
The floor of his truck had an inch of lottery smegma on it and not a winner in.. 
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jackin off/yankin the crank/grippin the ship/cakin the bacon/
that homo was lubin the tube to a playgirl!
See masterbate..