Mapalm

What is Mapalm?


1.

Mapalm is a mixture of maple syrup and napalm. Mapalm is thought by many to be a secret weapon of the Canadian army. It is intensly fearned, as it will both burn you, and carmalize your wounds.

John: Sir, the 3rd batallion was just struck by a Canadian airstrike.

Mike: Thats horrible, but why do all of their bodys smell like a pancake breakfast?

John: The dropped mapalm sir.

Mike: mother of God...

See weapons, canadian, secret


13

Random Words:

1. Its a game where a little bit of ferret food up your ass and the ferret searchs it out.. (David swain was the guy who co-founded this ga..
1. The Religion of Neo-zeppelinism was established in 2004 and is part of the "Rock-and-Rolltianity" movement that has been slowl..
1. A former dumbass and liar who is writing this very definition. Who'd actually like for the page to be completely removed. Ah yes, ..