What is Mapalm?
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Mapalm is a mixture of maple syrup and napalm. Mapalm is thought by many to be a secret weapon of the Canadian army. It is intensly fearned, as it will both burn you, and carmalize your wounds.
John: Sir, the 3rd batallion was just struck by a Canadian airstrike.
Mike: Thats horrible, but why do all of their bodys smell like a pancake breakfast?
John: The dropped mapalm sir.
Mike: mother of God...
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