Mapc Edit Meaning

1. to perform the sixty nine position whilst one partner is deficating. Last night Geoff broke the toilet while trying a blumpkin flippity..

1. An unsolicted sexually suggestive email or instant message, especially from an authority figure. Most commmonly used to describe older ..

1. The art of beating yourself off so much that it hurts, but you also get the pleasure of shooting your load. This can also be achieved af..