What is Maple?
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A powerful program, yes, but one that drives one to put bullets into thy head. A popular engineering tool to graph and calculate hard shit.
Dude, I gotta go do my work on maple.
Dude, If I were you, I would rather gauge my own eyeballs out.
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short for
ima go play maple!
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A Canadian person who is a complete and utter jackass, a liar.
The guy is a total maple.
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uber leet math software
maple: harnessing the power of mathematics.
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A kid with a MASSIVE nose.
"Zsolt is the biggest maple ever!"
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Mad, gut wrenching, bowl echoing, stall rattling, rectum stretching, pant staining, nose-hair curling, janitor surprise... in other words, a fat runny shit, after drinking 3 cups of maple syrup.
After breakfast this morning, I've had nothing but mad maple all day.
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A person of East Indian decent who behaves and presents himself in a decidedly caucasion way. He is like a maple cookie in that he is "brown on the outside but white on the inside."
"Wow, that guy working at Burger King is such a maple!"
