Maplin

What is Maplin?


1.

1. An electronics shop.

2. Mong(s) against paedo licking in nigeria (the answer given when someone questions the mystery of the name of the shop)

3. A refuge for old people who want to feel that they havent completely been deleted from society...

4. A place that most people are unaware of because it doesnt advertise on tv...

5. a place where people think they can just expect the employees to know everything.. and then work miracles

6. a place where the customers are all strange

1.

a.

jill: my god i need an adaptor

jack: maplin sell adapters lets go there.

(nodody knows what kind of adapter they want)

2.

Customer: so is maplin the name of the gent who founded this company?

Maploid: well it stands for erm... mongs against paedo licking in nigeria....

customer: oh....

3. uuuugh i refuse to admit my life is over! i still have an agenda! to maplin for flashing LED's!

4.

Elf: so where do you work?

Person: maplin

Elf: what the hell is that?

person: ....next to staples?

Elf: oh yeah that place

5.

Customer: yeah i need a usb to firewire adapter

Maploid: no such thing mate

Customer: your wrong!! i demand to buy one! now! i hate you all!! aaaaaagh!

6. *ring ring*

hello maplin preston

hi, is this maplins?

....yes....

are you open today?

....yes....

and do you sell adapters?

...yes....

is this the capital center?

...no....

See maplin


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