Mara

What is Mara?


1.

The best name on earth.

Myself, Mara Wilson, Marigolds.

See Mara

2.

A girl who is completely stellar in every way. Enjoys sky train rides and often ribbit belching. Is known to bite so it is advisable to wear protection. If found, keep her away from jello shooters and especially shots of vodka. Comes with the innate ability to verbally castrate however saves this ace-up-the-sleeve for only the most severe cases of douchebagtosis. Irresistable voice and is known to be a siren, luring poor emo kids to death by pleasure. Threatens the masculinity of certain douche fairies whilst still remaning the perfect example of the ideal woman.

**Warning - is known to give a really ..hard time**

Wow that girl is not even close to a Mara!

3.

the word mara means gang in spanish

You ready to get jumped in tha mara fool?

4.

Devil that tempted Buddha

Mara came to me in my sleep.

5.

In buddhism, the demon Mara holds the wheel of life, and is the final test before one enters Nirvana.

Gautama Buddha taught the monks that when one has overcome his 5 Skandahs, understood the 4 truths of suffering and completed the eight-stepped path, he would be able to break out of Samsara and face the dreadful Mara. When the monk had no Karma, he would not fear Mara and he would slip into Nirvana.

See mara, buddhism, nirvana, karma

6.

A truly retarded bitch that doesnt realize that "goth" was a race of people from what is now Germany.They wore neither black clothing, nor did they wear black lipstick to "express their truly morbid blah blah whatever"

so good job saying something about being truly goth, I mean I havent seen a visigoth in YEARS, what with the whole Germany becoming a country in 1851.

Random Ock #1-"Hey have you talked to mara today?"

Random Ock #2-"Naw dude, last I heard she was some kinda German"

See Peter Griffin

7.

A name that is misspelled. Let it be known that Mara isn't a real name unless pronounced Mar-a, like Sar-a.

Maura is the real name you are looking for. Maura is Irish for bitter.

Hey Maura.

No, my name isn't Maura, it's MAR-A. Like TARA,

Ew, that sucks.


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