Marathon Dump

What is Marathon Dump?

an abnormally long, difficult bowel movement.

The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."

Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."

TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."

The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"

TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."

Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."

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