Marble Slab

What is Marble Slab?

a person who's skinny on the bottom and fat on the top

"omg that girl is such a marble slab"

See marissa, fat, person, haha

...when you shoot your load onto a chilled peice of marble, mix in your favorite toppings with ice cream, then serve in a cone.

Suggested Toppings: strawberry shortcake and strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

Hey, you that chick Eva Longoria, right?

--yeah--

...well I just gave her a Marble Slab!

--nice--

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