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The cheesy crusty discharge that coats your cock when you stick it in a chick who hasn't seen a cock for a long time.
I never shou..
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Spilling a liquid haphazardly, as if Ron Jeremy was shooting his load everywhere.
When I dropped my beer, it hit the floor, and Ron Jer..
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The literal translation of jolie laide is "pretty ugly." Basically, a female gets coined the French term "jolie laide&quo..