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A person who never stops talking absolute shit
That Morag is a right flapjowler, I wish she would shut the fuck up!
See gobshite, blab..
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When you're masterbating, your hand slips off the head of your penis. Thus, messing up your special time.
Dude, last night I was ..
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To pork a girl when she is on her period.
She was really horny, but also on her period, so I did what any man would do. I gave her the ..