What is Marca?
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Toilet paper newspaper owned by the facists of Real Madrid to wheel and tap out the next generation of Galacticno's to the Bernabeau.
The Marca states that Ronaldo has signed for Madrid
The Marca states that the Moon doesn't exist, and is actually a hologram bought by Madrid
The Marca states the only Madrid can beat Chuck Norris
The Marca states that Real Madrid have bought god, for 2 loaves of bread and a glass of wine.
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Smiling by means of staring off in space and forming your lips usually so that that top lip is arched and only the top row of teeth show..
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to masterbate while on the toilet
'wheres john and whats that noise?'
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'he went upstairs to toilet, I think hes ..
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Someone who thinks they are all that, jack the biscuit and a bag of chips etc
(in disagreement at a statement or gesture) "Fuck of..
