Marca

What is Marca?


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Toilet paper newspaper owned by the facists of Real Madrid to wheel and tap out the next generation of Galacticno's to the Bernabeau.

The Marca states that Ronaldo has signed for Madrid

The Marca states that the Moon doesn't exist, and is actually a hologram bought by Madrid

The Marca states the only Madrid can beat Chuck Norris

The Marca states that Real Madrid have bought god, for 2 loaves of bread and a glass of wine.

See marca, calderon, madrid


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