What is Marcel?
1.
Verb. To steal emails from a large distribution list and use them to annoy other people.
As used in a sentence
I marceled that girls email thinking she wanted to be forwarded all my lame jokes.
I am going to marcel your email address to let you know when cokes are on sale at the grocery store, 2 six packs for $5.
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2.
Ross Gellar's humping-obsessed monkey from Season 1 of the sitcom FRIENDS. After getting divorced from his now lesbian wife, Ross gets a monkey named Marcel to help with his loneliness issues.
Ross, why is Marcel humping my leg?
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3.
Root: Marcus
Origin: Latin
Meaning: "god of war", "belonging to mars"
Mythology: a roman man, once a sinner; upon seeing his errors, to repent, he devoted himself to collecting knowledge that would enable him to serve justice for "the divine"
-noun/adj.
1. one who acts stubbornly, usually because he/she is in the right
2. one who sets examples that others tend to follow
3. a speaker whom is listened to intently
4. a person usually perceived as being correct, at times on complete accident
5. an intimidating Englishman
6. a hairstyle characterized by a wavy pattern
-verb
1. to style the hair using waves
"He was a regular Marcel, he wouldn't give up until the jury saw all the evidence!"
"She marcelled her hair with a curling iron, the waves weren't natural."
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4.
To use a disabled space when not disabled.
Did you see that bloke pull a Marcel?
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5.
a tall or giant size woman that kinda resembles bigfoot. In addition has a strange odor that smells like an old dirty sock or soiled blanket..
Holy shit!!! Did you see that woman. Looked like a marcel
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6.
sophisticatedly quiet, but moving; like a mime.(comes from the famous French mime Marcel Marceau)
That man on the bench is very marcel!
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7.
A further generalization of the first definition noted on this page;used to connotate any and all members of the marsupial family, it is used as slang for all canopy-dwelling monkeys
Look at that marcel in the tree
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