What is March-assault?
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A sexual position invloving a skinny man getting a really drunk and fat girl. Then he sits on the chest of the very large woman. She then gives him a blow job as he force feeds her his dick. Best if done in a room full of people.
"Did you ear what D-March did on Spring Weekend?"
"No, what?"
"He brought back this girl about twice his size and March-Assaulted her"
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