Marching The Penguin

What is Marching The Penguin?


1.

Masturbating

House: You mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.

Mom: She's what?

House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.

Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?

House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.

See finding nemo, masturbating, jack off, wank, houseism


7

Random Words:

1. Talented Broadway star. Amazing in RENT. Ava Gaudet sings at the Nederlander. See ava, gaudet, broadway, rent, allison starling..
1. swanky la dee dah website dedicated to showcasing your favourite bands and boasting about how many songs you've played since you&ap..
1. A person, usually a guy, at a party who stands near or hovers over the keg the whole night offering or filling up cups of beer. This is ..