Marci Day

What is Marci Day?


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Marci Day is a special celebration that by coincidence coincides with a particular phase of the moon. Ancient tradition places Marci Day whenever the moon is neither full nor new but somewhere in between. The history of Marci day is dubious yet noble. It inspires people of all creeds, species, and food preference to dine out, stay in, and just give in to all sorts of pleasures. The giving of small gifts of appreciation is not discouraged on Marci Day nor is the ignition of displays of pyrotechnics.

Joe: "What are you doing for Marci Day?"

Moe: "I'm going out and getting hammered and exposing myself in public, what about you?"

Joe: "I'm going celebrate with dancing around an aluminum pole, an airing of greivances, and feats of strength!"

See festivus, marci, hot, hammered, whoopie

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Marci Day is a special celebration that by coincidence coincides with a particular phase of the moon. Ancient tradition places Marci Day whenever the moon is neither full nor new but somewhere in between. The history of Marci day is dubious yet noble. It inspires people of all creeds, species, and food preference to dine out, stay in, and just give in to all sorts of pleasures. The giving of small gifts of appreciation is not discouraged on Marci Day nor is the ignition of displays of pyrotechnics.

Joe: "What are you doing for Marci Day?"

Moe: "I'm going out and getting hammered and exposing myself in public, what about you?"

Joe: "I'm going celebrate with dancing around an aluminum pole, an airing of greivances, and feats of strength!"

See festivus, marci, hot, hammered, whoopie


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