Marcos Huerta

What is Marcos Huerta?


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Basically the epitome of being a bad-ass (See BAMF) Marcos Huerta does not think he is cool or even has the need or want to be cool; he just exudes awesomeness and therefore is cool. Many people may try and emulate M.H. but very few are successful. Marcos Huerta...the man, the myth, and the legend. Rumor has it that he eats glass shards for fun.

Douch Bag: Dude!!! I heard someone kicked Churck Norris's ass, who could it be? That is impossible, no one can defeat Walker Texas Ranger!!!

Wise Man: Oh but it is possible my dim witted friend. His name is Marcos Huerta...He doesn't do gay round house kicks like Chuck, and now Chuck eats through a straw.

See kick ass, bad ass


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