Mardware

What is Mardware?

Mardware - a combination of malware and hardware - where the hardware that you just bought doesn't work

HP all in one 7560 where the scan to fax button does not work per HP support is a big honking piece of mardware.

See hardware, computers, malware, funny, software

Zaheed

1. A Muslim guy with a very big cock, who slams wet vagina. Junior is his specialty. Zaheed is a guy who bangs Sara and Liz during the sam..

Quilt

1. adj. - held together tightly, or having priorities in order - A person wearing fresh clothes, driving a dope whip, and who also has a b..

Jew Sword

1. The incredibly strong plasma sword in halo2. After gettin killed by this sword, you can't help but feel like you got jew sworded. ..

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