Mardware

What is Mardware?

Mardware - a combination of malware and hardware - where the hardware that you just bought doesn't work

HP all in one 7560 where the scan to fax button does not work per HP support is a big honking piece of mardware.

See hardware, computers, malware, funny, software

Cuban Cigar Humidor

1. The act of microwaving a turd at the local pool and then "lubing up" with the product I lost my KY so I had to pull a cuban c..

Poo Mag

1. Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business. I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb. See..

Fuck Her Headlights Out

1. Term used to describe vigorous sex with a some hot bitch. Usually used in a hypothetical situation- bar talk. Frank was all boozed up ..

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