Mardware

What is Mardware?

Mardware - a combination of malware and hardware - where the hardware that you just bought doesn't work

HP all in one 7560 where the scan to fax button does not work per HP support is a big honking piece of mardware.

See hardware, computers, malware, funny, software

Bfts

1. Abbreviation Big Fake Tits. An abbreviation for an obviously augmented set of ta-tas. Woah! Last week she was flat now those honkers ..

Dupper

1. Term for a person of lower intelligence or learning difficulties esp. in Lancaster, England. "Look at that fella there, he's ..

Sethabe

1. pronounced Seth-a-bee, like wannabe. A person (usually male) who for some reason tries to be like Seth Cohen from the OC. Bill: '..

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