Mare

What is Mare?


1.

Slang for marebeshaw.

"that Mare really loves her Drewbeanpoochachskoo."

2.

To party

"Get your pare face on"

"Let's go mare"

"It's gonna be such a mare"

See party, jol, alcohol, celebration, partying

3.

A woman who meets at least three of the following five qualities:

1. Between the ages of 35 and 60

2. Is a lesbian

3. Is heavy set

4. Works in various service industries including postal worker, bank teller, plumber, firefighter, construction worker, and/or Wal-Mart greeter

5. Has a short, manly haircut

As a bonus way to identify a Mare, many Mares often enjoy enjoy eating at Ryan's buffet, or "the trough." They can also be spotted wearing sweatpants, plaid, moo moos, and wrangler jeans.

See also: Filly

Kid: "Hey Dad, did Sparky bite that old man who brings our mail again?"

Dad: "No son, that was just a Mare. Her hide is tougher than a thousand sheets of steel."

See filly, lesbian, dyke, bulldyke

4.

mare....a female horse

mare....to have a shocker/nightmare

mare....a dirty slapper

"Is that horse a stallion?"

"No, she`s a mare"

"I let three goals in today, i had a proper mare of a game!"

"That Shirley Bagthwaite is a proper dirty mare!"

See mare, nightmare, slapper, dirty, slut

5.

Short for "nightmare".

Bad luck.

Unfortunate circumstances.

Usually "having a mare".

Having a bad day - "Dude, I'm having a MARE!"

Watching sports on TV - "Oh, man, Yao Ming's having a MARE!"

6.

a female horse.

john loves to have sex with mares


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