What is Mare?
1.
Slang for
"that Mare really loves her
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2.
To party
"Get your pare face on"
"Let's go mare"
"It's gonna be such a mare"
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3.
A woman who meets at least three of the following five qualities:
1. Between the ages of 35 and 60
2. Is a lesbian
3. Is heavy set
4. Works in various service industries including postal worker, bank teller, plumber, firefighter, construction worker, and/or Wal-Mart greeter
5. Has a short, manly haircut
As a bonus way to identify a Mare, many Mares often enjoy enjoy eating at Ryan's buffet, or "the trough." They can also be spotted wearing sweatpants, plaid, moo moos, and wrangler jeans.
See also: Filly
Kid: "Hey Dad, did Sparky bite that old man who brings our mail again?"
Dad: "No son, that was just a Mare. Her hide is tougher than a thousand sheets of steel."
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4.
mare....a female horse
mare....to have a shocker/nightmare
mare....a dirty
"Is that horse a stallion?"
"No, she`s a mare"
"I let three goals in today, i had a proper mare of a game!"
"That Shirley Bagthwaite is a proper dirty mare!"
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5.
Short for "nightmare".
Bad luck.
Unfortunate circumstances.
Usually "having a mare".
Having a bad day - "Dude, I'm having a MARE!"
Watching sports on TV - "Oh, man, Yao Ming's having a MARE!"
6.
a female horse.
john loves to have sex with mares
