Margaritaville

What is Margaritaville?


1.

1. Jimmy Buffet song that is the framework definition for what a beach front vacation paradise should be.

2. Term coined by bored individual (e.g. the Author) as the ulitmate getaway paradise.

"Wasting away again in Margaritaville."

"Some day, I'll sweep you off your feet, and we'll spend the rest of our decadent, happy lives in Margaritaville."

2.

A horny bitch who thrives on crisis and won't listen to reason.

DBC

meth lab

fresh batteries

Tell that sumbitch to eff off, Margaritaville, and think about your children.

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3.

Miserable failure on every level of life. Would rather live off welfare and live in a drug den than make a decent wage and teach children the right path.

Go to school, get a job, don't be a looser like Margaritaville


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