Marge Simpson

What is Marge Simpson?


1.

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

2.

Age: 36

Height: 5'6" (Not counting the 3 Feet of hair)

Weight: 120 lbs.

Hair Color: Blue #56

Real Hair Color: Grey/Greyish (like Patty and Selma)

Fear: Of Flying

Three Favorite Things: Her Family, Cleaning, and Cooking

If Marge did keep the implants, and lowered her hair to make it long and silky, I'd call her a MILF too. (What about (Stacy's Mom?) Otherwise, Marge is too normal.

3.

the TV mom whose hair is large.

"when you get a penny from a chum

don't just buy some bubble gum

put it in your cap! put it in your cap!

if you see a nickel in the snow

don't just blow it on a picture show

put it in your cap! put it in your cap!

if u spy a quarter in a pie...

4.

The only cartoon MILF I can think of.

Marge Simpson should have kept the implants.

See Devil

5.

somewhat of a cartoon milf very hot I guess.

damn marge simpson has a gay laugh

6.

Stupid-ass bitch who has the worst voice ever, ruins almost every single Simpson episode, and basically is shit. All day long.

Marge Simpson, with the most raspy, shitty voice: "Homie, stop doing that entertaining and funny thing, and come here to be pussy-whipped, etc."

See simpson, marge, shit, blue, gay


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