Margerita Moment

What is Margerita Moment?


1.

Applied to a moment of extreme ditziness, generally without realising how stupid you sound/act.

4 people are ordering a pizza.

A: "Do you fancy a Margerita pizza? But with extra cheese?"

B, becoming confused between a Margerita Pizza and a Margerita cocktail, replies, "There's no cheese in a Margerita! Only lime and salt..."

Then the realisation that they are idiots dawns.


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