What is M.a.r.i.?
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Acronym: Mysterious alcohol related injury
X: What the hell happened to your hand????
XX: I have no clue! I got wasted last night and pretty much just woke up with this M.A.R.I....
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A M.a.r.i. is a mysterious alcohol related incident.
M.A.R.I. -pronounced as (mary).You go out drinking one night and you get a little drunk. The next morning you wake up and something is sore. You check your body out and you have a huge bruise or cut in a strange area. You try to remember this happening at some point last night and just can't figure it out. You are diagnosed with a M.A.R.I..
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