Maria Dlaag

What is Maria Dlaag?


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She is now a proud sister of Sigma lambda Gamma Sorority. She is also one of my bestest friends and we've been friends for now 2 years. She's pretty awesome and I am sure she'll will be glad to be in a dictionary... well, its the urban dictionary... but whatever...hehe. She also carries a bottle of Tapatio in her purse...

"Oh yeah i 'believe' i am handsome"-Joel Garcia

"I totally raped your wall!" ~Joel Garcia~

"Oye maria DLAAG, y El pozole cuando se come?"=Joel

~Los sabados~=Me

"y el menudo"?

~los domingos~

"y los tamales"?

~En Navidad~

"El mole?"

~en una fiesta ~

"y el pavo?"

~en thanksgiving~

"Gosh maria, stop stereotyping food!!"=Joel

"Chile???"=Joel y Lizeth cuando se burlan de mi

" Are you Mexican? How is that going"? Me!

It was hilarious when I said it...

"im actually running for Sexretary ^_^" Maria Aguirre, who seems to be very happy about the 'position'!!

"JOEL im hungry!!!! ^_^" La Maria Aguirre

"Status:Maria is waiting till school starts so she can get her torn but still great DISNEY postcard from JOEL!!!!" thats funny!

hehe

"Tu que te vas a poner manana Maria? - Lizeth Asked

"pues nada"... Ay! maria..

See sigma, lambda, gamma, alonso


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