Maria Sharapova Edit Meaning

1.

Professional tennis player.

6'0" 160

Born 4/19/1987, Nyagan, USSR (now Russian Federation)

Hometown: Bradenton, FL

College: none Turned pro: 2001

A rising star in tennis, she won Wimbledon in 2004 in only her third season of professional competition. Already one of the elite in her sport, she's only going to get better. Known for grunting loudly during matches.

She is frequently compared to Anna Kournikova, another gorgeous Russian whose career ended just before Maria won Wimbledon. However, Maria has already won at a higher level than Anna ever did. In fact, Kournikova struggled to win at all, forcing her retirement at age 23.

Other Russian players have been critical of Maria's stateside residence, saying she's not really Russian.

Sharapova will be the best ever if she plays long enough.

Anna Kournikova sucks at tennis. She should stick to modeling. Maria Sharapova can do both.

Morten Andersen has lived in the United States since 1977 but there's no question he's Danish.

2.

smoking hot tennis player.

I'd like to do Maria Sharapova after the match.

See hot, maria, sharapova, tennis, player, crot

3.

Winner of the 2006 U.S. Open Women's Championship.

Maria Sharapova crushed Justine Henin-Hardenne in straight sets to win the U.S. Open.

See tennis, russian, model, sexy

4.

1. Marketing phenomenon. Earns more money than any other tennis player, sometimes for playing tennis.

An Anna Kournikovadowngrade who likes to shriek and cheat. Her father illegally coaches her during matches. The most recent notable example being the banana incident, four finger incident and more at the US Open 2006. Uses the system: takes toilet breaks, injury breaks and ties her shoelaces at convenient times to break her opponent's momentum.

Aloof girl who uses the excuse: "I'm only ..." The blank being whatever age she is at the time.

Note: Fans of Maria Sharapova are sentimentally called Mashabaters.

2. Any woman who is 6 foot 3 and needs a lot of make-up and photoimaging to look reasonable in a photoshoot.

Example 1:

Person 1: What's that? Is Jill slaughtering the chickens with a hoe? Or is it the poor pig this time?

Person 2: It's Maria Sharapova.

Example 2:

Person 1: Who's that tennis player who modelled her game on Serena William's?

Person 2: I think her name is Screamapova or Shriekapova or Skankapova or something.

Person 1: That must be it; that sounds right.

See cheat, skank, tennis, sharapova, wta, Goodna

5.

a hot ass slut i'd luv to fuck!

Man that Maria Sharapova is one hot ass slut I'd love to fuck!

See ho, trick, hooka, cunt, bitch