Maria Syndrome

What is Maria Syndrome?


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When a girl of spanish descent is very small and annoying and won't shut the fuck up.

Women and young girls that have maria syndrome often experience feelings of wanting to own high heels to be able to see over things. It is also common for these individuals to experience feeling of anxiety when traveling around school lockers for fear they may be pushed in.

Jack: Hey have you seen Maria? I haven't seen her in spanish for like 4 days.

Dika: Oh that bitch? I stuffed her in her locker last week, haven't seen her since.

-Also-

Jack: (Turns Around) hey where's maria?

Maria: I'm down here!

Jack: Oh there you are, you really should be careful maria I almost crushed you flat with my new timberland boots.

Maria is 3'5, she suffers from Maria Syndrome

See boots, maria, syndrome, annoyance, locker


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