What is Mariano?
1.
a total sweetheart.
marianos are absolutely wonderful, always winning you over with their latin charm. intelligent, thoughtful,and sweet, it's hard not to love a mariano. although they are prone to occassional lapses in judgement, they will always be the sweetest guy you know.
He is such a mariano.
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2.
a orangutan sometimes mistaken for a boy. who is veery hairy and usually has curly hair. he likes to swing from vines and climes trees and play soccer and he is naturally hairy. many people mistake his name for maria on paper because he looks so much like a hairy orangutan girl.
girl: omg did u see that boy he was so hairy.
boy: that wasnt a boy it was a mariano
girl: oh no wonder.
boy:its a common mistake
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3.
A man loving gay male blood elf who roams the maltese isles, searching for its next gay rape victim. He is also not very accademically gifted. Noted indefinetely by his political opinion on communism. Mariano also hates the internet, because it cannot possibly supply the un-imaginably extreme caliber of gay porn that he seeks. Unfortunately is also a friend of ours.
Disclaimer:We dont own blood elves.
Note: No one, other the Mariano who is our friend is being offended. THIS IS A JOKE
(If you are a man) "I LOVE YOU"
(anyone) "ARE YOU A MALE BLOOD ELF?"
"I am Mariano, the gay man loving blood elf!"
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